Kot Majonez i Mysz Trupek / Majonnaise the Cat and Dead Mouse.

Today it's a great day. It'a Caturday with Majonnaise the Cat.

Majonaise is bored 'cause she has only her Dead Mouse and Stupid Green Snake with a bell on the tail. Majonaise's Pańcia works all day long and she's also boring and stupid.
Pańcia practices pilates, but Mayonnaise is a "rubber cat", she can do with her body whatever she wants.

If Majonaise could be someone else she wold like to be a bird. Birds are cool. Holy Crap! It's time to play with the Dead Mouse.